a boy called jim is at school and he wants to go to the toilet.. he asked his teacher but she says 'you can go to the toilet if you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet' jim doesnt know so he is told to go home and learn them for tomorrow. (jim gets home and asks his mom what the first letter of the alphabet) - 'Mom, whats the first letter of the alphabet?' (because she was cutting cucumber and she cuts her finger she said' - 'Ahhhhh Fuck!!' Jim - 'thanks mom' (goes to his dad and asks his dad) - 'whats the 2nd letter of the alphabet dad?' (because he's watching darts he says) - '180!!!' Jim - 'thanks dad' (goes to his sister and asks his sister) - 'whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet sis?' (because she's listening to her music she says) - 'Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah' Jim - 'thanks sis' (goes to his brother and ask his brother) - 'whats the 4th letter of the alphabet?' (because he's watching a car movie he says) - 'In a brum brum car, in a brum brum car' Jim - 'thanks bro'He gets to school the next day and asks to go to the toilet, the teacher says whats the first 4 letter of the alphabet? Jim says - 'Ahhhh Fuck!!' teacher - 'what? how many detentions do you want for that?' Jim - '180!!!' teacher - 'do you want to go to the head masters office?' Jim - 'Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah' teacher - 'so how you going to get out of this one?' Jim - 'In a brum brum care, in a brum brum car'