I'm going to not be on for the next two weeks due to studying for prelims but i wanted to let you know that i followed you and that you're awesome and perfect okay! see you in two weeks :) <3 x
So this one time, I was about to have sex and when I opened my condom, I realized it wasn't a condom but a ramen soup flavor packet. Shit went everywhere and my blankets still smell like chicken flavor. How do I kick my mom out since she pulled this prank on my gf and I?
I'm pretty sure you would have noticed the size difference between a soup packet and a condom packet. unless of course that just goes to show how big your penis is. oh.
Not to be, as I haven't a clue what it would be like to be. Then again, I'm not even sure what it would be like to not be. fuck. I just confused myself. dam it anon. why do you have to give me reason to think so hard. ffs.