Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I don't want to smell anything sorry
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Let us let only latex stand between our love.
O_O
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?
No I kennot
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I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
But your bone isn't in my body
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I think you got the wrong person bruh
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
April 31st
If I could rearrange 5 letters of the alphabet, it would be U R A Q T
I thought I read Iraq. ._.
Dang Simon, are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Please do not perform self surgery and remove your own appendix. That's dangerous.
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
I'm more of a dark chocolate fan
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I'm actually FBI doe
You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.
I think you misspelled
"crap"
"crap"
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Heard it before
Sorry I meant hi
hello
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out. ;) ;) ;)
I'm the pepper spray that attacks you when the hand comes near
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
I'm wearing a bath robe dude
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Spit
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
^ camping game
Nudes
??
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
tsk tsk
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
LOLOLOL
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
You're getting too greasy up in here
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
But I have hotdog legs
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
Fifty Sheds of Grey.
I wanna eat your pubic hair if we are stuck on an island 8D
I'm Ghana get you
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants
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