You're the most gorgeous girl in the universe. Nobody at all comes close to your levels of stunningness flawlessness and gorgeousness. You are the most beautiful girl ever hands down :)
Oh my god its a whale, wait that's your sister
Just take her to the glory hole you wouldn't have to kiss her
Na sea mammals are not on my fuck list
Man, it's a glory hole, fuck if she's obese
Right, I'm horny, end of story
I'll put this bitch to shame before ill let her taste my glory
Are you saying my sister is fat by calling her a whale?! Because she is far from fucking fat.