I often wonder why some people are so quick to believe bullshit spread by morons... But then I smile and remain thankful that I am not a gullible fuckwitt too!
Omg I stg I'm gonna chop my eyeballs out with a damn spoon if y'all keep sending me dick pics.
My boyfriend loves to be cuddled after a long day at work. Most of the time he ends up going to sleep "hard and horny" I can tell that he's sleepy and just wants to relax. Why does he like to cuddle when he knows most of the time he's not gonna get laid?
Cuz he's a dumb ass. Boys are dumb and they have cooties
But you have a white phone miss
I mean there's something called getting a new phone if you didn't know