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Do you “steal” food from refrigerator in late evenings and nights?

Tezi deto si razshirqvat dupkite da sa "luzga" shtoto trqbva da si izlivat spermata v tqh!? Samo na lekarstva za ubivane na matkata li I'm e zavisimostta? Ili si pravqt klizma? Muja kak shte si go iztiska kato gnoina pupka? Ami te ako I'm opadat krainicite kato Alex lewis?
Kazvam go shtoto Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata Mi ustroi kapan! Da si probuta durtaka pedofil na men I ebah mlad servitior vmesto tova! I se nameri Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata kato Mi go vze I sq sum sama s bolka I muka! I za da sum shtastliva mislq za pari, kak da spechelq a onq negodnik bivshiq Mi krade failovete predi da sa gotovi shtoto iska da umre! Grumni sa neshtastnik!
Ta da problems Mi e Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata! Vmesto sa si razchegurta Gaza dokrai! Tq kreshtq gadosti! I kak reshiha che az sum s shizofrenuq, bez da moga da govorq? Shtoto GI chuvali I te? Da slojat Joanna jano Stoikova na lekarstva da q vzemat mutnite!
Ami men kvo me ebe che Vesito zabremenqla 2008 I skochila ili ne Ot most a I che galq me izluga! Ebe me za vesito! Ama nikak! Ama Joanna stoikova striptiziorkata reshi che az trqbva da umra? Shto ne si dorazchegurta Gaza s vibrator I te na televiziqta barem sa spresh ma dolnoproben bokluk? Ami I vika che me chakal minibus pred bloka Mi da ma ebe pedofilia I sus sifilis inache nqma mlad muj za men? Ami ako bqh ubila pedofila I ? Kak shte si bashta I durji "muje" nali pedofilia I trqbva da GI ebe purvo I posle Joanna jano Stoikova!

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What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

Skupi jeni, praviqt nos e znak za celomudrie, ako nqmate celomudrie vijte istoriqta na Alex Lewis!
V momenta Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata e taka, zaedno s Kolio, Daniel, klucharq, baba Rada I pedofilia I'm Doicho!
Ne e reka Ot amazonka, sifilis e! Tova sa simptomite!
Krivonosa Jena bez char e kato razpranata otpred Joanna jano Stoikova, chiito striptiiz be po televiziqta vmesto star gate Atlantis! I to po osnovna televiziqta bqha 3programi I bilo plateno vkluchvane shtoto Kameliq (Joanna jano stoikova) trqbvalo da I haresat za rojdenniq den podaruk a meche I biju nz dali shte I haresva I q zavariha da vliza v striptiziorkskiq klub na centura "zarabotvala" dori misleh che dupkata na vaginata I shiroka kolkoto shkembeto na Kolio Avramov e Ot Lubomir po tochno chaveta mu! Sedeshe na chin s men I se durja gadno, prizna che e vluben v Kameliq I se celuvaha na Madarskuq konnik, lubomir bil Daniel neznaeh, tea emozii me udariha chak sled 20 godini, za iznevqrata, ne Mi dremeshe za onq nedorazvit piklio deto ne mojesh da me vdigne vuv vuzduha ili da nabie momchetata ili durtacite deto me plasheha! Ebete se pikliovci shtoto ste pederasi bez izklucheniq osobeno Kriz! Pederast si!
Ta.. Da.. Skupi jeni! Nauchete temi za razgovor, bloka Ot informaciq razlichna Ot snimki na gazove sujelqvam, nauchete se da govorite, tezi deto mogat bravo! Charovni ste! Tezi deto razchitat na dupkata na putkata si, deto q razshirqvat s vibrator za da se "luzga" kakto kaza Joanna jano Stoikova, s traktor I bormashina? Shte se "luzga li"? Za da ne izpitvat bolka! Tochno taka lubofta e zaguba! Ne e pechelba! Gubish krainici I te boli tqloto! I analno da te razshirqvat e overrated! Pedalite se opitah da GI razbera, naistina ama mai da sa muje s " izmisleno neopredeleni granici" I'm e trudno, I da si muj ne bilo do izrastuk samo! Kakto I jenite, za da sa haresvani trqbva da sa na polojenie I kokali anoreksichno slabi.
eto zatova vibrator I'm e v Gaza za da se luzga I se chudqt shto ne I'm trqbva muj!
A na men ne Mi trqbva ni muj, ni vibrator! Samo da uspeq da sum nezavisima (da imam platena rabota) shte se ugoq oshte poveche !

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Do you have any cool nicknames?

Guinenceto e mnogo grozna I sere v ustata na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata!
I dvete sa ploski I grozni s qma v Gaza I mirishat na laina!
Kak zarabotvat? Qdat laina!

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Where is the difference between being confident and being cocky?

Kolio voni na povrushtano I publichna toaletna
A Joanna jano Stoikova voni na laina!

If you had to evacuate your house immediately, what is the one thing you would grab on the way out?

How far would you go for a lie!?!?
-just hysteric screaming sounds about right!!

What gossip about yourself has made you laugh?

Kolio ne iskashe da izliza s men Nikoga!
! Az zapochnah da izlizam s drugi momcheta!!
Guinenceto I Joanna jano Stoikova ne iskash da I'm zimam Kolio !
Az pochnaha da izlizam s drugi momcheta!!
Togava WTF!!!! Shto tiq dvete guina!! Guinenceto I Joanna jano Stoikova Mi provalqt vruzkite s drugite momcheta???
Tolkoz mnogo slepi sreshti!! Tiq dvete navsqkude GI susipvat! Izmrete!

What is the last thing you searched online?

Life101
#1 ako Jena ti kaje che muja I e hubav,prikazen,krasiv da znaesh che e travestit, nqma izklucheniq
#2 ako muj ti qde Ot gotvenoto qdene, dori I da se e poluchili gadno, te haresva
#3 ako iska da otslabnesh ti izneverqva, edva li shte iska da izlizate po kafeneta zaedno
#4 kuhnqta e obitanieto na jenite! Izvun kuhnqta e mujki svqt I anusite nqma da go poemat
#5 jivota na Edna Jena svurshva s rajdaneto na purvoto I date, sled tova e samo maika
#6 ako imash dete I se razdelish s bashtata, ne si fashtai Nov, dokato ne si izritala sina/dushterqta nadalech, shte ebe I tqh vtoriq muj
#7 sama Jena moje da jivee, shtom purviq muj ne dava pari koito I posted nqma da dava
#8 toi ne te haresva! Inache shteshe da imash materialni veshti kato podaruci, I mnogo dosadnichene
#9 ako to izneverqva, Sam shte te napusne, ne se moli ili trushkai ako nqmash dete, sloji si chervila I nauchi temi za razgovor za slqpi sreshti
#10 ako si stara Moma, ne se vkisvai, na noikoi ne mu pravi vpechatlenie veche che si single, ako stane vruzka s muj stane, ako ne si single nqma razlika
#11 bqgai ot priqtelki deto iskat da se promenish, promeni se I si hvani novi priqtelki
#12 kompaniqta I priqtelite sa za spomeni, za podkrepa,pari,otgovornosti tursi semeistvoto si
#13 sifilisa e strashna bolest, ako nqkoi ti e protiven, voni na gnilo prosto go izbqgvai, nqma da sujalqvash

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Who is your favorite YouTuber?

Zodiaka po vreme na Covid19
*Telec, *oven I *luv shte trugnat da se sbiqt s de shto IMA govoritel za kvoto I da e - Ot aborti, do Covid19, do zashtita za prilepite, do sifilisa nesushtestvuva!
*Skorpion, *rak, *kozirog shte se zatvorqt po domovete si shtoto ne ponasqt hora
*Bliznaci shte rusqt kliuki, zodiq *ribi shte se pishat pak turisti I shte vurvqt na avtostop pesha dokato se umorqt I si legnat pak vkushti I utre pak,
Zodiq *strelec shte si igraqt Tinder s *vezni I *Deva i shte se qdosvat zashto vezni ne mogat da izberat mejdu tqh I drug strelec, a te sushto si pishat i s oshte druga vezna veroqtno! Vodolei shte gledat televiziq non stop mejduvremenno!

What's been the best commercial you've seen?

Obshto vzeto sveta Mi kaza da sum neshtastna, da vonq, da ne se poddurjam I da kreshti dumi kato:
MRI ve mrusna skochubra, ti opadat krakata grozna koshtramba, da sa razlojesh kat laino dolna shafrantiq, I are mlukni ve bokluk mrusen Joanna stoikova striptiziorkata!
I nqq li da mrete sifilisi protivni! Samo kreshtite I tormozite!
...
Drugo ne Mi e pozvoleno Ot sveta poneje "naranqva egoto no putkata na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata " koqto izleze e po vajna Ot zdraveto Mi, spored sveta!
Ta sveta Mi kaza da sum bolna, neugledna I neshtastna!
Ne moga da se borq sus sveta! Ebete si makqta grozni izrodi pederastii I pedofili, I sa ebete v anuscheto s Hus barem po burzo umrete!

What is the most beautiful place in the world?

A ti koi beshe predi svetut da ti kaje koi da si ?
Predi svireh na piano, uchastvah v konkursi, risuvah I uchastvah po izlojbi, vprqgah se za uchene I se natovarvah!
No sled kato sveta Mi kaza : da sum na lekarstva "zipuel,spiridan, abilify, toxioquel" zadeto sum si davala zor I druga profesiq osven striptiziorka I prostitutka nqma KATO rabotno mqsto
Smelo vi zaqvqvam daje I na Mastiqta :
Ebete se v Gaza grozni urodlivi sifilis I s jelanie shtoto bez jelanie nishto ne stava!
Moje da vi nabiqt samo!

What will/did you do with your first salary?

Vsushtnost e obidno
Da si Jena s vishe obrazovanie I nekvo tam
Zatlustqlo idioto urodqsalo chiche na ime Kolio, da minava s kola pod naem I da kreshti "tupa putka"
#1 Da si hodel na uchilishte, domashni da pishesh, chatsni uroci po matematika I bel za maturi I kvi li ne izpiti da vzimash, deto stavat vse po trudni a upravlqvashtite sa si vse oshte bivshi zatvornici I pedofili bez gram da znaqt gramatika samo s vruzki..
I zatova kato idesh da si turshesh rabota si zubar !! Kato im otgovarqsh na iziskvaniqta prez jobs.bg ! A na tqh im trqbvalo razkrepostena neobrazovana striptiziorka v 10ti klas, demek I maloletna, shtoto 3d chertojnik na mebeli e obqvata a vishist po chertane Ot universitet ne I'm trqbva! Mi da idat v publichen Dom da GI zemat mutnite!
Ta puk nai tupoto e che poneje
#2 si se staral I da hodish na uroci po risuvane I muzika, za da IMA sluchei kato gornite da imash I hobi profesiq ako ne mojesh da vzemesh rabota ..! Nee zabraneno e naemaneto na muzikalen fon, gonqt I ti vikat v nashta izlojbena zala e po dobre tiho, ili s professionalist zavurshil muzikalnoto! I samo s nagradi Ot konkursi ovisvash pak na nishto!
S risunki online samo si visqt v neta bez pari!
... I nai ujasnoto e che poneje si si daval zor nqkoga mestniq bavno razvivasht, pupchiv, debel vonqsht na gnilo I alkohol ti kazva
Smelo I gordo "tupa putka"
..
A ostanalite rabotqt v firmite na roditelite si, poneje vsichko e chastno I ako ne si bezraboten izmirash Ot sifilis
Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata obache ne e "umna putka, pak e samo putka"

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What always sounds like a good idea but never actually is?

I'm just tired of low level ppl like Joanna jano Stoikova
I know your front ass hole is so wide no amount of dick can ever fill it, or a whole Kolio, your flat chested and your crooked nose gets the whole amount of your face and your skin is greyish and smells like rotten flesh! And your only education was high school and you worked as a stripper since you were 10 years old and have no talents or capabilities for anything else and gave child births or abortions like crazy
I think your ugly too! And agree that you have no point in life! Usually ppl take care for their kids for the rest of their life in quite !
But srsly I think she is low level and I'm tired of her butting in my life! She is soo low level she doesn't even take care of her kids in peace !! No! She still wants even more men, dick, etc she has like 8 men and wants to ruin relationships! And that's ugly!

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What sound annoys you the most?

https://mobile.twitter.com/fffatamorgana/status/1319349842691448833
Otkrovenno I chestno s takiva kato toq Veselin ama hich ne Mi se e zanimavalo ama nikoga I obiknoveno takiva Mi spameha I feisbuka I samo blokirah sigurno 1000 bqha nablokirani
Za suobshteniq ako Mi pishe
#1 da IMA lubima grupa I muzika deto Mi dopada, seriali I filmi koito sa interesni I ne sum gledala, I nqkolko knigi koito ne Mi se vijdat skuchni, sushto I neshto da uchi
#2 za izlizane, da me cherpi restorant kitaiski, sushi, italianski, meksikanski, kino, McDonalds, kafeneta ili diskotekata
#3 da se durji s uvajenie vupreki che sum samo "putka" a ne gnil anus kato toq kato Veselin!
Mnogo e tupo da si Jena zavurshila vishe v universitet I nekuf bavno razvivasht urod koito sa go skusali Ot ebane da te ogranichava! Alou ne si Mi nikakuv I ne si bil, chupka!

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What are the most important advantages of Internet?

Is it weird I had a crush on Hannah Baker (I didn't watch the series just the amv in YouTube)
She was a hugable size, exceptionally clean and nobody really wanted her! To be honest she wudve been a great friend and second wifu after brickhutlu ofcorse!
..anyways after I got it out of my chest I wud like to apologize to Monika!
Dear Monika all my exes (2-kaloqn, valio) had blue eyes! I didn't had nothing with your husband and father of your child (you got pregnant and gave birth he shud had married you, I wudve)
Anyways! Back to it (I don't really like lies, yet everyone lies and clouds my judgement, plus Joanna stoikova wanted to shove her old pedofile lover so badly)
Anyways! If I knew it was the beautiful Martina, I really like coz she was warm, soft, hard working and pretty I wudve backed out ages ago like in 8th grade not get rejected and even go on dates back then, not get mixed with bad vibes and such)
So dear Monika, you are very pretty, nice singer, can wear dresses and makeup really well, and your character is always nice on the screen no matter the character portrayed, but please for the love of god, keep the made up character on screen coz j didn't know the difference between Joanna stoikova bad lies from upstairs and the real truth, that you worked twice as hard going to singing competitions, theatre acting training, modeling, etc and you !!!WERE !! Really inlove with only him!! That's the most important thing you actually believed in one person as love interest and not getting raped and killed by random pedofiles while dying from sifilis, coz their friends die too!
I'm sorry I wanted to cut loose from that and from Joanna jano Stoikova pedofiles trainer!
I really liked your character coz it was pretty and funny on screen, but on real life it was too much happening and I couldn't keep up, you are not bad ppl just I don't really feel like dying coz Joanna stoikova had her front ass hole wide as the abyss, and she felt she was ugly and dumb for only being a stripper with 8 pedofiles lovers plus Kolio and daniel!
Now that I apologized, please keep working hard on the screen as singer/model/actress etc. No matter the role coz you are charming and not low level!! At all!!

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If you had a daughter, would you consider sending her to the TV show "Toddlers and Tiaras"?

Hora!
Filma sus Sydney Sweeney "Nocturne izglejda super qk!
Competitive svirene na piano s misteriq I drama! Sto pro preporuchvam!! Sto pro!

Who is the most overrated person in Hollywood?

In a world kudeto muzikata e zabranena I edinstvenata acceptable zvuk e "povrushtane I srane za poveche Ot 1minuta" I obiknoveno na ulicata! No sushto I licenzirano I za da ne go slushash trqbva da si s naushnici za da ne plashtash na "ulichnite muzikanti"
Edinstvenoto gotvene na hrana e s prahosmukachkata na baba Rada!
I vsichkoto tova za da ne naranqvash ogromnata dupka s nagugrena koja na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata, "samochustvieto I" ili prosto "putkata na Joanna jano Stoikova kazano Ot Kolio"
I v takuv svqt edinstvenata razreshena profesiq e "aktior" I edinstvenata rolq za jenite e striptiziorka narkomanka a za mujete homoseksualen narkoman, travestit e v plius shtoto sa na izchezvane a ne trqbva!
I v takuv svqt si koncertirasht pianist, no sa te sukratili Ot rabota zashtoto visokoto nachalstvo nqma pari za publichen Dom I prevurna vsichko grajdani Ot 4godishni nagore v prostitutki!
I vsichkoto poneje sa aktiori da narochno "depresirani I tujni s suicidna maniq" daje animaciite zabraniha zashtoto ne propovqdvat kurvenluk koito vodi do sifilis!
Edinstvenite ti reakzii sa blergh, blqh, ew, ehgh I povrustha Mi se! I voni na umrql meso!
Filma e" Apokalipsisa Ot 2012 do Sega , e nqma li da svurshva veche 2020 sme

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Do remember life without technology? What was it like?

Attractive ppl are intelligent , young, with highly developed muscular back and can probably lift you in the air, also very good with technology, programists, can play an instrument, and have amusing stories!
Also for some reason don't exist in real life!
People with sifilis "unattractive you want to barf" just scream with loudly "vav Gaza, za pari" and their face flesh is filled with worms and they stink coz they rot!

Would you rather live forever or live 10 times for 100 years?

https://mobile.twitter.com/f8the/status/1319077929440206849
Since im moon in Capricorn and acquarius otherwise
Hell is basically unattractive people with too many flaws and not enough money coz they spent it coz Yes!! All of dem were raped as children and therefore have crooked noses, their eyes are like holes the SMG in there is missing, and they do what they always did for money and they die from it, coz they rot from the sifilis! So unless you think Alex Lewis was unusually attractive I have bad news for you, sifilis is just one step away :( I'm sorry
Hell is not Lust at all, its about misery ! Because they cheat on their lover with someone else and can't stop it, and have no rights on their holes and who fills them with sperm, so 3 or more ppl usually 8 make them start to rot and loose their limbs from rotting and their faces fall apart!
So no! Hell is not with attractive ppl who are intelligent with small straight noses and no fake teeth on top of their regular teeth, and their eyes sparkle with dreams of things they can accomplish! Nah, hell is filled with elderly pedofiles all men, short bald,with huge stomachs and smelling like alcohol and rotten flesh, and some raped children and ppl with extremely crooked noses and skin so dry for their 20-30 years of life you wud think they are 40-50 years old, and they scream in pain and get fucked coz they don't know what else to do since they were 4years old

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Name your friend who’s never ready at the time for going out!

Stranni?!? Che Joanna stoikova striptiziorkata si natrapva lubovnicite na nqkoi "jertva ama si GI ebe Joanna jano Stoikova, ne jertvata" I posle I vorchava jivota s gnusni prikazki! Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata !!!GI ebe!!! Ne random jenorq, deto I'm susipvat otnosheniwta s random mladi momcheta!
Da bqh izopnala Gaza na Joanna jano Stoikova otvutre navun da sa vidi shto za chudovishte e! Tq e za zatvora, ne taq deto EBA special no mlado policaiche I to za da izbqga Ot prokulnatata Ot ada ploska grozna striptiziorka s ogromna dupka na Gaza Ot aborti Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata!!
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Which superstition you believe to be true?

Mujete deto se "pishat svestni" deto ni si go mirisal, ni nqkoga si izlizam s nego, ama si mu "bivsha" po neobqsnimi prichini bez da ste sa ibali, I Sega shofira druga s kola - Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata, s koqto sa se ebali!
Smsl.. Kazano prosto + ako si mu bivsha I sq e s druga, ne e svesten, ako ne si mu bivsha I sq e s druga, pak ne e svesten!
Svesten muj e ako e jenen za tebe I ne sa dviji s drugi! Ako otkazva brak s tebe e bokluk! Ako otkazva brak s taq deto sa e ebal e bokluk! Ideqta s braka e che dokumentite moje da vgorchat otnosheniqta mejdu dvama ako "veche ne sa obichat"

Ако сега е края на света, какво би направил/а?

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Poneje Shanta Ot baira izmirashta Ot sifilis Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata I durtaka I ebach zaedno s baba i Rada I maika na Kolio , I Kolio
Pusnaha kliuka che Simona I okapali krakata Ot sifilis, zaradi muhomorkata na Kolio (pishleto mu)
I che Viktoriq iskala da se "spasi" Ot snimki s durtak - Mi kato te e SRAM Ot lubovnika, da ne si go ebala.. I che mladiq I muj bil jigolo po hotelite I trqbvalo da "jertva" nqkoq za razuznavane? 100℅ I e izneveril! Mujete si kazvat, dali shte q ostavi ne se znae veroqtno I to za taq deto e ebal po hotelite!
Ta!! Jertvite po hotelite izgnivat za po malko Ot 3meseca, ako I'm slojat ostomae bag za izgnilite cherva sa 5 meseca, dorde I'm okapqt krainicite, samo kato pulni invalidity bez kraka I ruce, shtoto Kolio Avramov ozverql I GI naklal nqmam predstava kolko dulgo, dorde nqkoi se griji za tqh qvno..
Emi kolkoto I da e "svesten" muj ako se dviji s druga jena, ne e "svesten" ili svestni muje nqma, samo polzvat I tolkoz.

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Who are your favorite ASKfm couples?

Spored Vas Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata deto q EBA treniora po "voleibol" po fizichesko zad gimnaziqta.. Nedonosenoto v burkan s ocet ot chasa po biologiq Ot nego li e ili Ot Kolio Avramov ?!

What’s the best gift you have ever given someone, in your opinion?

Ploskite striptiziorkite deto vonqt leko na gnilo (Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata) i deto otpred imat Edna shiiroka dupka s nagugrena koja, kato prechistvatelnite prenosimi cedki deto chistqt okeana I moretata Ot bokluci,
Ta tezi s shirokata dupka deto e kato truba s koja ama mnogo shiroka I samo tva navirat I voni na umrqlo.. Kakvo se predpolaga da se pravi s tqh ??

What's your favorite phrase in a foreign language?

Dilura na narkotici na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata e vtoriq I bashta I ebacha Doicho, dilurstvoto mu e da I pulni Gaza sus sperma da rajda chaveta! I gurloto I ushite I anusa sushto! Ne priznava prezervativ I shtoto sa skupi! I zatova tq se radva I na 2,50lv da qde ruino guino na guinenceto za pari!

What would you say if the whole world was listening to you?

600 leva za pleveli trevata deto Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata e shtqla da Dade za hotel da q ebe Kolio Avramov, deto e duljal Daniel na vtoriq I bashta na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata, I ebacha I bashta na 15te I chaveta, polovinata umreli kato onui jertva za Covid19 -trup, malkiq mitio Ot troikata s Kolio I daniel, etc..
Kriz ne e mojel da spasi izgnivaneto na anusa na Daniel koito e ebal Ot durtaka ebacha na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata oshte Ot 8 godishna vuzrastta, Shtql e da go naebe Doicho Kriz za 600 leva I e shtql da mu I infektira gurloto za 600 leva a posle da GI Dade za hotel Kolio s Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata!!
Ee izturvaha.. Sega samo I'm izgniha krainicite, dobre che treniora na Joanna jano Stoikova striptiziorkata q mandrusa zad daaskalo da ne kaje che nikoi ne q ebe!

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