I ALWAYS fuckin ask you to teach me your ways and you never do THEN THIS OTHER FUCKIN CHICK COMES AND YOU TEACH HER YOUR WAYS WHY NEVER ME WHAT IS THIS RACISM?!?!?!? IS IT CUZ IM WHITE BUT DONT DRINK STARBUCKS?!?!?!?
WHAT WAYS DO I TEACH U THO
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*looks at you* *wiggles eyebrows* *Music comes on* *Deep black dude voice* "I wanna be naked, But your wasted."
o m g
one day i was chilling relaxing all cool in my room and then all of a sudden i see a TURTLE IN MY ROOM I SCREAMED
whAT
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dance naked with me bby
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Hahahaha i love how u hyperventilated it was so fukin sexy
pardon
I love you, you love me, why don't you just fucking follow me?!?!?!
do i love u
OMFG CAPS COP CAME AN VISITED IM SREAIOAIEGEN OMFG
HFJSDKHAS
OMG I DID THE SAME WHEN THE MAIN ACCOUNT FOLLOWED ME BC THEY ALL TWEET FROM THERE, SO THE DAY THEY FOLLOWED ME I SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND MY MOM CAME INTO MY ROOM TO CHECK IF I WAS OKAY LOL
HAHAHA OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY I COULDNT STOP SCREAMING AND CRYING AND I WAS SHAKING AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "WHAT??? WHATS GOING ON???" ASHDADQJEIUP3
I was onatrain and i was bragging abouthow goodmy hairlooked inits bunthen there wasthis guywho lookedexactly likeMichael soi walked upwaslike "omg youlookjustlike Michael! woah!"he waslike uh wtf?then iasked his namehe waslikeCalumand i juststaredathim forsolongthen i ranover adogwith a snowmobile
is ur space bar broken
HOW DID U GET UR MICHAEL FOLLOW TEACH ME UR WAYS
OK WELL I WAS INDIRECTING HIM ONE DAY AND HE JUST FOLLOWED ME AND I FELL TO THE FLOOR AND HYPERVENTILATING MY MOM WAS REALLY WORRIED FOR ME
Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock again?
is dat u caps cop
IM SO FUCKING FUNNY AINT I HUH HUH OH WAIT NO K LET ME LEAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAMN EXIT SHOW ME THE SIGN
WHAT ARE U SAYINGGM,
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT it was the first time i dreamed of michael so it was also very special
aw aw i had a dream that i was in this really fast car with ashton it was so nice
CAPS COP SHOULD VISIT YOUR ASK SENSE PPL SEEM TO LIKE THAT BUTTON ALOT
HAHAHAHHAHHSDEJJAFN
UR SO BEAUTIFUL AND IM SO NOT SHOOT ME
IM ACTUALLY NOT I BET UR REALLY PRETTY
omg imagine if i was ashton and i was just saying this cuz i was actually gonna bang u in the bathroom of whereever i first set eyes on you irl/!?!?!? hahahahahahahah ily mandee Ash Xxx
HAHAHAHWHAT
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU WOULD LOVE ME YEEEES
HAHAH
smoking is sexy.... but only on some people. Some people that are like zayn.
i love ittttttt
sometimes i imagine you kissing me, whoa who said that uhhhh
o um
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS WISE ONE OF POWER AND BEAUTY
WHAT
SOMETHINGS MEOWING OUTSIDE MY DOOR, BUT I DOWN OWN A FUKING CAT OR ANIMAL OR ANYTHING WTF HELP
its me
i dont know if im an ashton girl or a michael girl hELP
LITERALLY MY LIFE
I THINK I JUST HEARD A FROG IN MY ROOM IM NOT SURE
how the fuck did a fROG GET IN UR ROOM???
Ur so perfect omg i bet Ashton would bang u the moment he set eyes on your fergalisous body
IM LAUGHING I LOVE U SO MUCH OMG
How often does Zayn like smoke? I hate it absoulutly, but i pray he never stops... oops
i have no idea lol. i fucking love that he smokes. its so bad boyish and hot. and its a stress reliever so i cant be mad at him for it.
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