NEVER U BISH I STILL ACCEPT YOU AND YOUR SMALL DIPPER
IT IS NOT SMALLLLLLL.
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Cmon don't bite your friends should be on every sex playlist ever
How even
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if a guy says this: Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. i think id die
I think I'd punch him hahahahahaha.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty. ;)
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty. ;)
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Can you tell everyone I know that I'm witty please? XD
A real witty man does not need to broadcast it. And just bc of this, hi... Isacc.
WHY DIDN'T I FEEL YOUR "BIG" DIPPER WHEN WE MADE SADIE
ARE WE HAVING A DIVORCE
Ha umm I'm not desperate for a date but I'm still just as hopeless xD WHY DOES SHE HATE ME? I think I may have said something too sarcastic but I can't remember. XD
It's funny. I almost feel bad for him. I'M JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHA. I think she's mad you're wittier than her. ;)
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OMG RIGHT?!
IF A GUY SAYS THAT TO ME IT'LL BE SO ADORABLE I WON'T FUNCTION PROPERLY
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Our ship name is #Dam cause we're dam fine together
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one. #Dam has so much swag
You're not clever you're horrible ew
Britt, you quoted yo gabba gabba
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IT'S A HYPERBOLE
HAHAHAHAHAH A ADMIT IT. HOW ELSE DID WE COME UP WITH SADIE?
brb i just scraped my knee falling for you <3
OMG THAT'S CUTE. THAT'S CUTE.
Sam, could it be that your brother is as hopeless as I am? XD Poor Erin then. It's amazing she still comes over to your place for sleepovers xD I think she hates me by the way xD
Isn't it obvious already? Haha I once had to help him chat a girl up and he crawled into a fetal position as I continued talking to the girl and my brother keeps rocking back and forth in nervousness. HAHAHA ERIN LOVES ME TOO MUCH TO STAY AWAY. And she's used to all the attention ;) Yes, yes, she does.
w8 i h8 u x 8
i h8 u 5evahhhhhhhh.
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I BET YOUR BIG DIPPER IS NOT EVEN BIG
WHY ELSE WILL IT BE CALLED BIG DIPPER
you look so familiar, are you sure we didn't have a class together, that calls being chemistry ;) OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMF
THESE URANUS PICKUP LINES ARE LIFE
There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with Uranus
THESE URANUS PICKUP LINES ARE LIFE
There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with Uranus
HINDI MALUMOT YUNG UTAK KO OK IT'S JUST A WONDERFUL GREEN MEADOW
Astronomy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper? ;)
Lbr i h8 u
Ngl i h8 u 2
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crap that's a good one, but omg look at this one ahaha: Im not staring at your boobs, I'm looking at you heart! BRB IM DEAD AHAHAHA
You must be the Sun and I must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter I become.
HAHAHAHA CRYING.
HAHAHAHA CRYING.
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Oh is it considered THE sex playlist now
Well, it was Oblivion on it so
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Ohh wow that seriously made me laugh xD Erin as in the girl on ask Erin? XD How old are Erin and your brother?
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. HE GOES, "Sam. Sam. Sam. This girl just liked my status! Do you think she likes me? Yes, Erin as in Erin. (: My brother's 19, she's 17. I honestly fear for her when my brother is around.
the second one is so funny omg, I'm crying. here's one too: is your dad a baker, cuz you've some yummy buns OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS AND HORRENDOUS
I'M DEAD. I'M JUST DEAD.
The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin' ;) (not mine btw)
The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin' ;) (not mine btw)
oh was that ed sheeran oops YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME IF WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER YOU CLINGY FREAK
fuckabish u sent me the sex playlist
You say that like you're actually good at small talk xD Or are you? XD
BUT HIS IDEA OF SMALL TALK IS TO ASK "So... Erin, do you drink?" ON THEIR FIRST MEETING (and yes, he has the hots for Erin) AND HE DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE HIS AWKWARDNESS. And when he gets a facebook request from a girl, he goes, "Hey, Sam, I think this girl likes me." I'M CRINGING.
i don't even know what song that is wow im quite unimpressed
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ED SHEERAN I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU
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dude that's is just cute, kay? wow. that's deep
You know what's deeper? My feelings for you. (what)
THIS ONE JUST MAKES ME CRINGE:
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'M DYING
THIS ONE JUST MAKES ME CRINGE:
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'M DYING
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