Sounds like you know at least 7-8 words! ;)

You’re close, but no. I know more ыыыыы.

Your grammar's also near-top notch. ;) Sounds like this could work out. Wanna get married?

I’m married, sorry. But I have really pretty friend and she is free.

LOL I was joking. Out of curiosity, what's her @?

Ask me personally.

I am asking personally? Aha?

It’s not personally cause it’s a social network

Oh, well then. Not much we can do about that because, presumably, you live nowhere near me! ;) Guten nacht, mon cheri!

Have a good day/night.