HE FUCK DID YOU INVITE FUCKING HIPSTER CUNT BELLENDS TO ROSS' PARTY YOU SMELLY PRICK?
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Your very pretty, do you have a favourite singer/band
The Xx
Y u no like me? I <3 u bby
idk
Will you do me the honour of spending the rest of your life with me as my wife
ok
Youre a very beautiful lady and your accent is kinda cute
Awh Thank you. Rob or Harry?
pretties 5 girls you know
There's more than five: Maisie Hutchinson, Mollie Hutchinson, Ashley Turner, Caprice Thomson, Katie Eccles, Summer King, Paisley Creaney, Ruby Mellor and Elle Ainsworth
Different person from the cuddling question, but I would cuddle the fuck out of you. You're so cute.
ily
u r not thin tho ha ha ha ha
ur funny kieran ha ha
do you like cuddling?
yes
Four years ago I met you and I've never looked back. We were in maths and sir asked us to pick partners and you looked straight at me and I at you. It was great, like we were destined to be soul-mates. The sweetest part was when I couldn't work out Fermat's theorem and you just farted on the paper.
curtis
HAHAHAHAHAHA Omg, I couldn't resist. You said tight and I was just like
Yep. Doing that.