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I'm not vic! *shocked gasp*
Bish? matt? harry? ben? Dave? male or feamale?
Is Chloe the girl of your dreams?
Mmmmm, she was :/ <3
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I just saw a seagull spontaneously combust, is it the apocalypse?
i just shot it with my 12 bore sorry :/ <3
Dude my Labrador is stoned, I was walking, i left him outside the shop for a moment so i could go and get some dog food and i walked outside and this crackhead was blowing smoke from a splith in to his face and he just walked into a wall! He's high as fuck! I need some help have you got any advice!?
Burn him!
omg how did you guess? Geology rocks!
you angular and sub angular thiss vic?
I just told a 4 year old girl that when peppa pig retires they're gonna turn her into bacon strips, the little girl has started crying, what would you do in my situation? Like seriously, I'm really in trouble here man!
bend her over gag her and the rest is up to you...
Ikr, I think I'm gonna have to put him down. He is becoming quite sub-rounded and I prefered him angular :/
omg are you in my geology?
It's kk, It was in my bread bin...again FML!
Crafty fucker! ;)
Dude, I'm with the other dude. I seriously can't find my pet rock either!!!
Sorry dude :/
That's a very nice goat! I should probably tell my camel Larry to move out so I can get a goat too! He's become annoying recently, coming in at 3am from a club with a female camel, it's really disturbing you know
Nothing more filthy then camel sex filthy fuckers
Dude I lost my pet rock, have you seen it anywhere?
On the floor maybe?
I live in a sloth sanctuary, like inside the sloth pen, is that weird?
I'm extreamly jealous f you right now... :(
Tbh. Dont even know why u stick up for her.
wTF are you doing with your life say this to her face you fucking pussy
My camel told me that! But I wasn't sure it was the right answer, you know camels aren't all that trustworthy with maths and potatoes
You know what you need a goat, goats are so trustworthy and reliable i've got my own he's lovely carlos loves me :) Look at this badass mother fucker!?
Do you know where I can report a sighting of a flying unicorn?
ERmmmmm, the department of bullshit?
What is the square root of potato?
This is my song to remember it :)
shes a fat slut. why the fuck do u even talk to her. and well i can tell u ..
It's ok sh told me, and fat hardly bahahahahahah? you must be a fucking retard to think she s in anyway fat :')
awrh has she not told you her past?! hiding things from u!
I've been talking to her for about a monuth we aren't exactly besties.
do u even know whats happend to her? :L lool
Wha?
*if you call..
Sort your life out -__-
Yes they can, they can go flip flop and swim away with their flowers ;) <3
Dose flowers are mine :)
Hey derr Joey, you still takin fishies flowers away from them? ;) <3
they just can't resist ;) <3
starships were meant to fllyyy hands up and touch the skyy\!
Fly like superman :D
wehn we collide we come togetthhheeeeeeerr yeeeaaaahhh!
potato!
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