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omgosshhh..who thee fucck keeps assking you thesse dirty quesstions?!x

i have no idea but making me cringe!x

Okay so me and my boyfriend were hardcoooorring and I accidently hit my pelvic bone REALLY hard against his thing and it made this AWDUL cracking noise and he was in EXTREME pain, his thing is now lopsided and im worried ive snapped it in half, help?

dont talk to me-,-

Yesterday my girlfriend and I were out with a few friends, when we decided we were gonna head off on our own. We started kissing and about 15 seconds in she farted. It was BAD and it smelled like eggs. I started to gag. While I was gagging I managed to say it was okay, she ran away and hasn’t spoken

aw tradgic story! tell her not to FART

Have you ever walked along the street, needing to fart but trying to squeeze in your buttcheeks, just to have it explode like an erupting rocket from your ass and then liquid shit dribble down your legs and into your socks?

erm lemme guess our anon - your in a mental asylum because your so mentally disturbed

Tbh, U IS AS FIT AS FUCK! ><

tbh - you need to back to primary school and learn how to spell "you" and fit is a cringey word!

Dear Chris, If we were in a room together !ALONE! i would talk. Me and you should talk. If you hugged me i would hug back. If you kissed me i would kiss back You are good looking. i’d get your name tattooed on my arm?<3

best thing ever said to me!<3

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