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Dimples, how dare you call Big Hawaiian Daddy a liar. For that, I will have Santa give you coal for Christmas for the rest of your life. 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅.

fine with me lol

Dimples thinks that because she has silky thighs and pretty brown eyes that she can break hearts with no repercussions whatsoever. Well, that ends today. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

im not breaking anyone’s heart you don’t know me lol

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If I become a mailman, then Dimples will love me long time and we can get back together. 📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬📬.

we were never together in the first place 😂
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Dimples, just like Mister Freeze, you have a heart of ice. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶.

whatever you say lol
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Women with brown hair and brown eyes tend to be the biggest heartbreakers. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔.

i thought you said that about every other color eyes lol

Dimples prefers Big Mailman Daddy over Big Hawaiian Daddy. All this betrayal and rage over a purple dress. You dress sexy for Mailman Daddy but not Hawaiian Daddy. 😡😡😡😡

no i don’t lol

Curtis is known for messing with married women. He is why Kim, Megan, Rose, and Tracy are single. He needs to understand that you are mine and mine only. I will not share you with no other man. You are mine, Dimples. All mine. 😡😡😡😡

no im not lol
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I am your yet to be crowned husband, Dimples. You know the mailman's name. You are always flirting with him. Curtis is not for you. Only Big Hawaiian Daddy is your man. 😡.

neither of you are lol
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I should have known it was Curtis. You're always wearing that sexy pink robe when you see him as he drops off the mail. You dress sexy for the mailman, but want to dress like a librarian for me, your husband. Why? Why, Dimples? 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

you aren’t my husband and i don’t even know my mailman’s name lol
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It's not interesting. It's sad. Women with pretty brown eyes tend to be heartbreakers. Dimples, you need to do better if our marriage is going to work out. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

but we aren’t married lol

You accuse me of cheating on you with Kim, Megan, Rose, Tracy, and your sister, yet you cheat on me with Curtis, our mailman. Why you gotta do me like that, babygirl? Why?

omg lol this is getting wild
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Dimples, there is actually a song about you. It is called Pretty Brown Eyes by Mint Condition. Well, the song is not about you in particular. It is about a woman with pretty brown eyes who breaks a man's heart. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔.

oh i never heard of it
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You belong with me, Dimples. Big Hawaiian Daddy is your husband. Stop denying destiny and fate. Stop it, girl. You are destroying my world. You are so cold. Saying you do not love me is the biggest lie you have ever told. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..

im not married to you lol
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Dimples, you have no idea what it is like to love a woman and she hates you for no reason. It is heartbreaking and soul crushing. Makes your love for life slowly die. 💔💔.

sorry but i don’t know you lol

It would appear as though Dimples does not want me anymore. Maybe I should just accept it and find another woman. Shame. After 20+ years of love, she acts like this. 😞😞😞

although we were never together lol


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