If I was with you right now I'd look you deep in your eyes and give you the biggest kiss right now. September 01, 2013 Awww :) name?
There's gonna be one less planet when I'm done destroying Uranus. August 31, 2013 Please don't or ill destroy yours
What do men talk about when there are no women around? August 31, 2013 Women cars sports or video games
Oh fuck yeah, I just came so much jerking off to you. August 30, 2013 Congratulations would you like an award for that?:P
I just want to fuck you so hard in every position known for 2 days straight. August 30, 2013 Ew just stop :p
My favorite one is where I get to know you, ask you to be my girlfriend and when we get older I ask you to marry me. Then we grow old together maybe even raise a kid. August 29, 2013 Aww that's cute:)wish I knew who you were
I wanna make extremely passionate love to you. August 29, 2013 You put that in a nicer way... But still no:P