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http://m.nydailynews.com/1.369212#bmb=1 <----- honestly happened

January 21, 2014

Every time it says she married the thing
It says "married" or "marriage"
Like in quotation marks
Which suggests she didn't actually marry him...

Because she can't it's not allowed

No honest a woman married the effiel tower

January 21, 2014

No that's not possiblé

Phile means likeness/love towards something

January 21, 2014

... Yeah

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Or the woman who married the effiel tower

January 21, 2014

I don't think you can marry the Eiffel Tower... It belongs to someone...

Liked by: Caitlin

a phile is a denoting fondness for a specified thing.

January 21, 2014

Like objectophilia is when people fall in love with objects
(Like the man who married a cushion and the man who had sex with his car)

Liked by: Caitlin

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

January 21, 2014

Isn't it great that "paedo" means child
A paediatrician is someone who specialises in children's dietary requirements (paedo + nutrition)
A paedophile is a person who enjoys fiddling with youngsters (paedo + ???)

Help I don't know what a phile is

Liked by: Caitlin

What is the most delicious berry?

January 21, 2014

Dingle

Liked by: Sit 0n a Cactus.

i follow you

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Woo

ffs my phone is dead and i dont have a charger

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Byeeee xo

milk like milkshake?

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

I'm gunna go make a deposit to the brown bank x

yes i think i need to do that

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Milk

im not racist and im pretty sure about that!

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Chill, it's a joke
Maybe you need longer in the fridge you're a little hot headed

thats im in the fridge ;) because im hot lol

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

So you're chill, you're in the fridge, but you're hot?
I think you're just racist

oh im so hot bby

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Well now I wasn't expecting that...

no im chill dont worry :p

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Get out of the fridge

Liked by: Sit 0n a Cactus. Chandra

not at all lol im not racist

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

You sound on edge
Chill out
I'm being banterous

Liked by: Sit 0n a Cactus.

awesome, white happy!

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Are you racist?
All you talk about is white people
I'm continental

so how are you?

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

White
Happy

haha. good xd

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

Quite

Liked by: Sit 0n a Cactus.

im white happy?

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

White happy
I'm white happy too

Liked by: Sit 0n a Cactus.

yo sup

karim bhk

January 21, 2014

I can't tell what race you are
Not that it matter because in so continental
But what

Do you think animals have souls?

January 21, 2014

Cats don't
I hate cats
Cats are scum
I basically want my cat to "run away"
There's a story behind it, it's so tragic

The perfect face...oh wait you always have that one on :*

January 21, 2014

AW!
You're a sweetie x

Liked by: Paolo Balladares

Random dicks on omegle face

January 21, 2014

But that makes me happy?
Old man dick
Yum

The cute face?

January 21, 2014

This is as cute as it gets

Liked by: ⚓ regina george ⚓

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