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Viktor Shavrukov

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but we couldn't date cause im not attractive :'(

correction, you only 'see' yourself that way. To someone else, i'm sure you're attractive.

If you could be half man half animal, which animal would you choose?

half man half flamingo cause then i can have long super slim bitchin' legs. dem qurls gon b h8n on me.

You have a cute smile :3

naw thankyou!! I'd return the favour and compliment you back, but you're on anon~

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I pointed out he is funny but I'm a supporter of Ravenclaw, cause hugglepuff sux XD

psh, no they dont xD
Meanwhile in 2020:
That's so Ravenclaw!

How does the word 'moist' make you feel?

depends on what it's used in conjunction with
moist nun = yes please.
moist subway = No, viktor does not approve of such an atrocity.
Liked by: Amy-kate sully

To whoever said viktor is funny good one for pointing out the obvious 10 points to hugglepuff

huggles? incorporating some of my quotes are we? ;)
cheers to whoever you may be!

Do you have a collection of anything?

Not really. I'm just a hoarder so i'd collect anything.
Although i do have a shit-ton of magazines so hrmm..

.........I find you funny and not annoying <3

cheers, kind anon ^_^
nice knowing my jokes made someone laugh!

what do you aspire to be when you're older?

lol lol
>Fantasy aspiration: A model signed by IMG, dream on..
>Realistic aspiration: Something involving film-editing or illustration? idek..
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What animal would you most like to have as a pet?

A talking parrot so i can teach it mean girls quotes, why? because it's fetch!

What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?

umeboshi (They're a Japanese pickled plum) and they taste muuuch worse than they should, trust me!

Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

1: Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness (Vanic remix)
2: Flux Pavilion - Starlight
3: Bombs and Bottles - When the lights go out
4: Britney Spears - Hot As Ice
5: Alesso vs One Republic - If I Lose Myself Tonight (Alesso remix)
6: Purity Ring - Fireshrine

If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?

I know love makes us blind but my parent's wont and wouldn't ever dictate how i felt about someone. And i'm pretty sure my parents wouldn't like any of my partners since they'd be guys.
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Do you believe in karma?

Of coarse! Just sometimes bad things happen to good people, but everything happens for a reason~
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What's your favourite knock-knock joke?

>Knock knock!
>Whos There? Dozer
>Dozer who?
>Those are the biggest tits I ever seen.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

A fist fight or a -fisting- fight? because trust me, i lost, and now i'm as loose as a canoe ^_^

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed door, in case i start violently thrusting into my mattress, then nobody would know. ^_^

whats your favourite food?

i like mixing/dipping strange combinations of food. Like right now, some dry roasted almonds with slices of mandarin is amazing.

You think you're funny but in reality you're fucking annoying.

I dont think i'm funny by any means. I just cover my seriousness with humor.

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mmm sperm gotta catch 'em all

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