Hey Brittany you so fine. You so fine, you blow my mind....
just your mind?:p
You are so cute!
thank you!:)
Do you still have a boyfriend?
don't worry about it:)
Did you want to hook up with anybody?
why do you care?
So is that a yes?
that's a mind your fucking business;)
Did you hook up with anybody?
why does it matter?:)
What did you do on Saturday?
go to fernies party, then went to another party, ate McDonald's, go to scenic drive, then we all went to my house:)
Drunk me is like Oprah except instead of a car everyone's reward is seeing my boobs
not funny
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk.... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
date a soccer guy then you will know how it feels to be treated like a princess:D
Fo reals? ;D
100 percent;)
Yeah, mustard is icky!
well I like it on hotdogs:)
I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up.
go for it;)
Who told you?! o.o,
your mom:)
I'm a gay sea otter.
I blow other dudes out of the water.
:p
What does B.Y.O.B. mean? O:
if you don't know what it means you are too young:)
Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA
haha:p
And the fellas say, hey, moron, pass the gin
'Cause I'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen.
Give me the bottle, I'll chug two-thirds,
'Cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
good one.
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut