What are you listening to right now? October 27, 2013 The voices in my head telling me to masturbate in a very rough manner.
nipples October 24, 2013 How about #nipples AND #puffies?! http://www.link-o-rama.com/greenguy/nipples.htm
anal stories October 12, 2013 Well, there was this one time when I pulled out & my cock looked like it was wearing Abe Lincoln's hat...
Who was the last person you gave a gift to? October 09, 2013 I gave my wife a pearl necklace last night.