If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?
My girl
Who in your life do you wish you’d met sooner?
My Girlfriend, she is just swell. Her taste in music is a bit shite, but damn it i'm glad she is mine.
Would you date yourself if you were someone else?
I don't date other dingoes
If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?
Kangaroo Jack
Are you addicted to shopping?
we don't have malls in Australia, just kangaroos. and also koalas
Would you marry a robot?
it depends on how nice her areolas are. i like em nice and juice i think.
Hi D-pad
I don't understand the reference. I must have missed this stream (i apologize for breaking kayfabe)
OH NO!!!!
You pronounced it wrong. It's OAU NAU
What is the best news you could hear right now?
"there is absolutely no way you have any form of dingo DNA in your body" sadly this is not the case
How should a perfect weekend start?
edge
What is your favorite pic of yourself?
this one, since i am a kangaroo in real life.
What do you think is the best gift for wedding?
edge action figures
Which celebrity would you like to meet?
edge
Love or Hate?
edge
Hi Duwel
Yesterday, I had to put my pet kangaroo down. I was sitting outside, putting some shrimp on the barbie, and drank a little too much Fosters. That's when, by total accident i pushed him down the stairs. I am currently on trial for murder because kangaroos are more important than people here. they are all we got. Kangaroos and The Wiggles. Never come to Australia
Hi dule!
would you mind if i touched your face?
Whats an aeriol
Isn't it that part of a dogs paw that is like half way up it's leg?
What is one thing your parents allowed you to do that you would never let your kids do?
cocaine
Hi Duel!!!
I don't know what you are talking about, I am Totally Not Duel