You look stupid in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYeEl38c2AI
You should see what I'm able to do with my penis.
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Are you going to GiantBomb?
Only once I reach my next evolved Pokeform and finally become a white middle-class guy
Which question is best for setting up a witty response?
Your mom! Ah, not that one.
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How do you come up with such prolific tweets on a constant basis?
I have a sweatshop of orphans in Tijuana who write for me. Shout out to Miguel!
Are you leaving Polygon?
Only once my contract goes through as a daffy showgirl in Guam. Here I come world!
Have you been fired?
Polygon knows better than to get rid of the only source of income that affords me Netflix
What's in the baaaahhhhhhx?
FUCK IS THAT A HUMAN HEA--Oh wait it's my lunch ha ha ha sorry about that Kevin Spacey your skull will be fine once we get some duct tape
Favourite thing about being UK reporter for polygon/working in games journalism?
All the sexy bitches I'm wading thigh high in da ladeez folks they get wet as an otters pocket when I talk about LoL metas
What's one of your favorite 'little things' to enjoy in life?
My favourite little thing to enjoy in life is the singer and artist Prince who I keep in my pocket. One time I accidentally placed him in the dryer. We laughed! He's dead now though
y u like vidio games they r 4 boys
I've glued my penis to my inner thigh so I don't make the other men of gaming jealous
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
The Zapruder film on a disco beat
Why do you live in England? It's a bit shit init
I will return to North America once I inject the remainder of England's men with necrotising poison and lay my eggs in them
Which is the best flavour of pot noodle?
Blood
what's loom
Loom is a film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as a famous Earth marine teleported to mars to battle genetically engineered weaving devices known as Loom. It is based on the video game Loom, a first person shooter by id Software.
What is your relationship status?
I draw a face on my hand in biro that I practice kissing on
How long does love live?
Six minute video footage of Kendall Jenner dancing on mute
