Wait wait. Ish dis Mel or Ross? Nah it's gotta be Mel.
What is the purpose of life?
What is 1+1?
What are you thankful for today?
I thank McDonalds for making such delicious cheeseburgers and for giving away free toys in happy meals.
What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
When I succeeded in the 2+2=4 theory.
How do you know when you're in love?
When I get butterflies in my stomach thinking about that person.
Do you believe that playing is more important than winning?
Psht no. Winning is better. Now gimme ma shiny trophy.
Are you left handed or right handed?
I'm right and left footed.
What movie can you quote word for word?
That is so fetch
What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
El chupacabra
What song do you love to dance to?
Party rock anthem
Do you collect anything? If so, what is it?
Heads of people who get me pissed.
Secute.
I ish cutesies.
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What do you think animals think about humans?
"What the fuck is this rachet ass bitch saying?" That's what animals think.
Do we become happy only when we meet the one we love?
No. My friends make me happy. Some of them may not stick forever but the ones who are loyal and who love you for everything you are will keep you happy for as long as you live. Love doesn't last forever. It can crush you sometimes so I don't think love actually brings happiness.
What was your first big disappointment?
I broke my wrist in a musical when I was actually supposed to break a leg.