*tring tring* . Me: hello Person: sir aapko loan chahie?? Me: bhaiya kam se kam kitne ka milta hai? Person: 1lakh ka Me: mummy papa ghar me nai hai,lays khana hai,10rs ka de do pls. . *disconnects*
1). 1990- Kid: oh shit crocodile,lets go back 2015- Kid: omg lacoste,snapchat time :D 2). 2004- Papa kehete hai bada naam karega 2015- Daddy mujhse bola tu galti hai meri 3). Elephant's leg is a sex organ If he steps on you,you're fucked. 4). 2002- Person: whats your age? Girl: 21yrs :) 2015- Person: whats your age? Girl: forever 21 :* 5). 2003- Boy1- tu acha dikh rha hai Boy2- thankyou :) 2015- Boy1- tu acha lag rha hai Boy2- Jija bana le fir :p
Uff ye Aagosh bada kamina hai.. .Mom: kyu?? Aunty: Maine isse pucha 'tu aastik hai ya nastik'? Mom: to kya bola? Aunty: Keheta 'sarcastik' Mom: ...............