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Omg the other day me and my sister were talking about how as people get old there backs start to bend over and we were saying what if they bent the other way around and there stomachs stuck out and they had to walk like crabs ok no xD

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OMYGAWD X'D they'd be grumpy crabs thoe 0: & like they'llbe complaining so much about how they cant see their stomach. & omygawd xD they'll lose consciousness if they stay down for along time but omf i can just imagine :() ⭐️ x'D x'D

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Magnus died the end

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NOO.!
//
*Calls 911*
Operator: "911 what's your emergency?"
Me: YES MY FRIEND MAGNUS DIED HELP ME OH GAWD IM CRYING.
Operator: "Howwww?!?! :0"
Me: HE DIED BECAUSE OF A SCARY COMMERCIAL
Operator: .....
Me: Hello?
Operator: *Hangs Up*
Me :*calls Back*
Operator: "911, what's your Emergency"
Me: "GO FUCK YOUR DAD. MY FRIEND IS HER DEAD AND YOU JUST ISHING HANG UP GAWD"
*Hangs up*
xD :0

Omg help xD I was watching family guy and I was all calm and then out of no where the commercial comes on and it's for a scary movie and the face pops up I think I just peed myself ._. Oh gosh

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OH GOSH. I HATE THOSE LIKE ONE TIME I WAS WATCHING FUTURAMA AND BENDER WAS HUMPING A POLE, & , & THEN A SCARY COMMERCIAL FOR MAMA CAME ON AND I WAS LIKE ISH. WHY YOU SNEEK UP ON ME LIKE DAT AND I ALMOST PEED. x0 :0 xD

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