Dreading when people log on to ask fm hahahahahahha
YEAH RIGHT OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M JUST REFRESHING MY NEWS FEED CONSTANTLY TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE FIRST VISITOR;)
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
THE ONE IN THE BACK COVERING THEIR FACE IS ME AND THE OTHER ONE STARING IS YOU *I dreamt that this would happen* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM SORRY BUT THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS O M G POUTING AND SAYING VAT ARE YOU DOIN?AHHHHHHHH I CAN'T COPE
I am screaming
I JUST HAD A FUCKING IMAGE OF NEWOCUS DOING A FUCKING STRIP DANCE ON A BAR HAHAHAHHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN O M G I HAVE AN HILARIOUS PICTURE TO SHOW YOUUUUUU
I ACTUALLY CANNOT EXPLAIN THE AMAZEMENT AND SHOCK THAT'S GIVEN ME, I LITERALLY JUST PEED, NOT EVEN JOKING NOW, I AM GOING TO HAVE EXTREME BLADDER PROBLEMS AS I CONTINUE TO GROWWHY WOULD THAT EVEN HAPPEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW CONFUSED I AM YOUVE RUINED THE SONG 'TRUE LOVE' NOW, FANKS MEG, ALL I CAN SEE IN MY HEAD IS HIM POUTING
You know when you're laughing so much no noise comes out? Then you get that odd hiccup? But your belly and whole body is just kind of shaking because you can't find oxygen? Yeah that just happened to me
THAT'S BEEN ME FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA
I have bombarded you with questions now I'm terribly sorrrrrry amelicus
bombardment I like it
It's fucking 4:55am WHY ARE WE STILL AWAKE & LAUGHING AT EVERY POSSIBLE THING? o m f g no
MEGICUS & MATTICUS AMELICUS & NOBODICUS
NO I JUST PICTURE HIM AS A MASSIVE TEDDY BEAR WITHA GINGER AFRO, EATING SPIDERS AND A SIDE STARE AND NOW IM CRYING
AN AFRO? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BUT IF YOU HAD BABIES WOULD THEIR HAIR BE A LIKE CARROT INFUSED RASPBERRY?
VWHERE DA FUQ IS CSJDHFHSKJSJD DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT SAYS AHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA "MEGICUS" "AMELICUS" "NEWOCUS"<-HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I AM FOCKIN CLEVER, I REALLY AM
Terribly sorry- it's dark here too
matticus is under your bed
I AM TOO SCARED TO LEAVE MY BED INCASE IM ATTACKED, RAPED OR STABBED BY ANYTHING WHICH LIVES IN THE DARK- SO I SHALL STAY HUNGRY UNTIL LIGHT APPEARS
Meg, its really dark in here are you trying to make me shit myself
YES I HAVE DONE THAT OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHHAH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE SO I JUST KEEP IT TO MYSELF
I DO IT ALL THE TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOL @ US
VAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHEN EVERYONE WAKES UP AND SEES ALL OF OUR CONVERSATIONS
'VAT' HAHhahahahahahahahhajust pretend our phones were taken by immigrants to Czechoslovakia and they figured out our passwords and asked eachother lots and lots of questions?or we could just become immigrants and move to Czechoslovakia
PLEASE STOP IT BEFORE MY LUNGS COLLAPSE & THERE'S NO OXYGEN LEFT TO BREATHE BECAUSE SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE STOLE ALL MA OXYGEN
DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO A SONG AND IMAGINE YOU'RE IN A MUSIC VIDEO?I do
my sister looks like a lion she just sat up and she scared me I literally screamed & you don't even understand how hard it is to laugh silently HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I AM JUST HERE CRYING WITH A PILLOW ON MY FACE