Not sure about it but this *Le me studying my old notes* *Le Mom walks in* Mom: beta maths practice krney say hoti hai yaad krney say nai. Me: ji ammi ye dekhen practice kr rha hn abhi. Mom: per notes main black pen say likha hua hai or tmharay haath main blue hai. Me: ... *pataaaaashh*
*Le me wearing a suit on a wedding* *Le harami friend walks in* He: ayee oyee barra suit maara hai Me: barra tou nai hai size ka hai :| Yes I'm v v lame
Yesterday I was walking in a park and I saw an old man talking on the fone. I started pretending that I'm on the fone too (keera hua tha mje) Me: "Haan jaanu kesi ho? Load mil gya tha na? Chalo raat ko call krun ga love u muaah" The man starred at me and said, "Kanjara, kuttey deya putra theher mai tenu dassaan haraam deya"
untick nhe kar sakti na, I'm not so pretty you know :(
oh i know ?? phr tou tmhye yeh bhe pta hona chaiye ky mai larki ko usky chairay sy nai blkay uski sirat sy pasand krta hn :P sorry to say tm mjy nai janti :P agr janti ho tou untick karo :P
teacher is teaching pak.studies and last 5 mins of class
teacher : beta ap kidr **lun** krny aty hain !! student : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA teacher : what ??? student : AHHAHAHAHAH **lun** HAHAHA xD teacher : mai ny **lun** bola hai !! student : HAHAHAHHA xD . . . teacher was trying to say ** learn ** xD