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What's wrong with society

Society: Are you under 100lbs?
Girl: No but I'm happy.
Society: Is your hair down to your bum?
Girl: No but I'm happy
Society: Do you have huge boobs?
Girl: No but...
Society: Do you have a perfect smile?
Girl: No.
Society: Do you realise how ugly you are? Do you know that no one wants you?
Society: Wait, where'd you go?
Society: You committed suicide?
Society: Omg no, you were so beautiful and special and loved!! You will be missed so much!
Unless you're perfect nobody cares about you until you're dead. You realise how much you miss them when
they're gone.
Attempted Suicide: 'Attention Seeker'
Successful Suicide: You were beautiful., Pretty, Loved. Now you're gone.
-LIKE IF YOU THINK WE LIVE IN A FUCKED UP GENERATION

what is your girlfriend not allowed to do

1.My girlfriend isn't allowed to get glasses or contacts. What you need better vision for? You seeing someone else?
2.My girlfriend is not allowed to take a jog around the block, the fuck she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.
3.My girlfriend isn't allowed to yawn around me in public... Gonna have ppl thinking our relationship is boring & shit. Hold that yawn in!!
4.My girlfriend isn't allowed to wish on shooting stars, what she tryna wish for? I'm her biggest dream come true.
5.my girlfriend isn't allowed to drink no milkshakes! What you tryna do? bring all the boys to your yard?
6.My girlfriend isn't allowed to use salt or pepper. The hell she tryin to spice her life up for? She already has me!
7.My girlfriend is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a wePhone
8.My girlfriend isn't allowed to wear anything Nike. The only thing she better be "just doing" is me.
Jk I'm single c;

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Make me laugh

An 11 year old realized that she had started to grow hair in between her legs. She had got worried and asked her mum about the hair. Her mum calmly said "that part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey had grown hair." Next morning, at breakfast she told her sister "my monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said "that's nothing! mine is already eating bananas." Her mum fainted.

Cute things you would do with your girl

Give her my favourite hoodie for her to wear whenever she's cold or missing me. Try and make cakes or stuff with her and end up having a fight with the mixture and then go have a shower with her to wash it off. Go for long walks with her and find a long field to lie down in and cuddle and just watch the world go by, if she got tired I'd give her a piggyback. I'd do her hair for her and then we'd laugh at how badly I'd done it. We'd call each other silly nicknames that only we understood. We'd insult each other and make faces at each other but we'd take it all as a joke. I'd kiss her randomly all the time just to show how much I love her and cuddle her from behind while she's speaking to her friends. I'd hold and kiss her in the rain. I'd cuddle her and kiss her in front of my friends to make them jealous of my gorgeous girl. Stay in and watch films with her and eat pizza and chocolate until she falls asleep on me then I'd carry her to bed and cuddle up with her and fall asleep. I'd lay in bed with her and cuddle her and talk about anything we can think of until she falls asleep on my chest. I'd teach her to play the PS3 and I'd let her win because I'm nice ;) we'd feed each other food and get it all over each other and we'd find it hilarious and get the giggles. I'd take her out to get food, watch a film or go shopping ALL the time and spoil her rotten. I'd do anything I could as long as it made her happy because the thing I'd want to see all the time is her smile.

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