If you count all the times your fever was checked with a thermometer when you got sick in your life, put in order or most often used method to least often used......oral, armpit, rectal, ear
mom stopped at like 7 or 8, thank God......when they used the red cased one, did you have to take down your own pants/panties or did they do it for you?
Lol, used to hate it when mom had the red cased one, the Vaseline, and tissues in her hands, it always meant the pants would be coming down real soon, hahahahaha