You are the most pathetic person I have ever come across. You are a male chauvinist arse.
Wait. *checks pockets* nope.*checks wallet* nope. *checks kim kardashian's "arse"* nope. *hacks swiss bank, checks their vault* not here. (shit) *climbs Mt. Everest* nope. No fuck here. *travels interstellar space in search of alternative fucks* Nope. Ah, im sorry buddy, i couldnt find a single fuck to give.