When an owl poops on you, it means you did not free a poor elf.
FREE THE ELVES!!
Indeed
OMEEEEEEEE
DOBBYYYYYYYY
LOVESSSSSSSSSS
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dobby is fantastic, and he thanks you (:
To be honest, it's a way to bring in money and if you're a prostitute for a living you put yourself in the position. Just do you, if that's what you want to do with your life, Dobby has no qualms with it. Some argue that people can get murdered and tis a dangerous job. You're taking that risk when you take the job. So anyway, prostitution exists.
Love you too.
No but your mother is (;
Oh indeed
And Dobby loves Emily.
Dobby is rather tired.