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Why do zombies like brain so much?

It originated as just flesh that they craved in the Epic Of Gilgamesh, specifying brains just happened over time.
Return of the Living Dead in 1985 was the first film to feature brain eating eating zombies. The zombies eat brains because they give off endorphins that kill the pain of decomposition and rigor mortis
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guess which two individuals haven't used this platform in eons

Are they Jean Francois Champollion and Pope Gregory XIII?

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wE REALLY DO OMFG HOW FAR AWAY FROM STADELHOFEN IN YOUR SCHOOL WE SHOULD MEET AFTER SCHOOL FOR LIKE STARBUCKS OR SOME WHITE GIRL SHIT LIKE THAT YA FEEL

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FUCKING TOTS IM LIKE 5 MINUTES FROM STADI
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Do you know any famous vegetarians or vegans?

If you're famous for being a vegan, you really haven't achieved much in your life and should reexamine your choices leading up to this point.
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Come to think of it, really really normal is extremely odd in your case. Never mind then.

Fucking hell I was drunk
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Darn. I was waiting for the answers to get weird bc Intoxicated!Eric but it just got really really normal.

I have no recollection of even being on this website last night
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What do men talk about when there are no women around?

I've answered this question before quite wittily, so I'll just inform you that I'm slightly drunk and the next few answers may get weird
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HEY BAE my skype doesn't appear to be working but hoii I'm at the hotel and I miss you a ton.

I miss you tons too, when are you going back to winti??? Love you so much bae, I'll ttyl xxx

Luckily enough I don't do it too often, Eric. Please insert a brief pause and a lip bit between the comma and your name.

Oh My God. How does she do that. That is the definition of arousing.
Turnaround is fair play motherfucker
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The spam killed my ovaries I hope you're happy with yourself

Just wait till I get fucking back thandie.
But that does make me very happy

I sent you the longest spam on snapchat I think I have ever sent in the history of Thandie and Social Media and it may take you an age to get through it and this is me apologizing for it

No problem whatsoever, I enjoyed it immensely. I think you might like my mini spam for you when you wake up
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you sing?

It's a scale FROM 1 to 10, not of 1 to 10. I've decided to stop actually answering these questions and just correct your fucking grammatical mistakes ask. God. Always cleaning up your messes.
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re:gay sentences- to any/all of Ohlund's followers, if you didn't read his answer in a super gay Eric voice you're lying.

If you don't read ALL of my answers in a super gay Eric voice you're lying
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It's actually rather surprising how much gaaaayer a sentence sounds when you aaaaadd more aaaa's.

Don't you mean,"OH. MYYYY. GOD. Has anyone noticed how, like, whenever you add more letters to a sentence, it becomes so much more FAAAAAAAAAABULOUS AND GAAAAAAY"
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