Funny stories?
This is so true
Ask @EstherAliker
one say sumeone is gunna rob u cus u always have money
Pap ? x
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What do u h8 dat african parents do?
1. When they hit you and you start crying and they say "did I touch you" well clearly you did if tears are coming from my eyes
2. Why do they buy phones such as iphone's and samsung galaxys and they cannot text or use it properly
3. When they watch crimewatch and they believe everything that happens on there will most likely happen to you
4. Its not everyday tell me to take chicken or meat out the freezer
5. When they beat u and they say go and tell the teacher I beat you and you will see
2. Why do they buy phones such as iphone's and samsung galaxys and they cannot text or use it properly
3. When they watch crimewatch and they believe everything that happens on there will most likely happen to you
4. Its not everyday tell me to take chicken or meat out the freezer
5. When they beat u and they say go and tell the teacher I beat you and you will see
What don't you ever want to happen?
My hair to look like that
I have diz friend dhat will nvr bck me in beef or doesn't care bout me wen I'm upset wht should I do?
Tell them how you feel tbh pop up though
whens the last time you done a fart that stank?
_post your bbm dp
I'm acc sorry if it offends anyone
your squad sucks dick
Madting
what makes u laugh?
African parents are just annoying
What is the craziest thing you've done in public?
Can't lie this is true
Pap
Pap?
LOOL
pap of something funny
my mum doesnt know how to chill man
wha skin color are u
things Africans say?
"I want £5 juicy "S-chicken"
"ah"
"back at home we used to play with all the goats and sheeps"
"why are you scared of spiders and rats in Africa we just step on them"
"that your stupid friend didn't greet me so you are hanging with gangsters now"
"so the teacher is lying"
"witch"
"you want to be prostitute"
"ah"
"back at home we used to play with all the goats and sheeps"
"why are you scared of spiders and rats in Africa we just step on them"
"that your stupid friend didn't greet me so you are hanging with gangsters now"
"so the teacher is lying"
"witch"
"you want to be prostitute"
things you hate?
1. When you don't have your oyster and the bus driver won't let you on
2. When people with push chairs can clearly see the bus is packed and still try get on
3. The 181 bus it goes all around the world
4. People who smell and sit next to me on the bus
5. When you walk in late to assembly and everyone turns back to stare at you
6. When its raining and you have a p.e teacher who's white but doesn't seem to understand all black students hair will shrink
7. When theres a spider in the bathroom
8. When someone replies with kl , iyte or kk
9. At African parties when all the uncles and aunties do candy to every song that comes on
2. When people with push chairs can clearly see the bus is packed and still try get on
3. The 181 bus it goes all around the world
4. People who smell and sit next to me on the bus
5. When you walk in late to assembly and everyone turns back to stare at you
6. When its raining and you have a p.e teacher who's white but doesn't seem to understand all black students hair will shrink
7. When theres a spider in the bathroom
8. When someone replies with kl , iyte or kk
9. At African parties when all the uncles and aunties do candy to every song that comes on
u got huraches?
Yeah it was limited edition @ JD got the last ones obviously
funny pic?
Pap of a true quote
Enough said😂😊.
Things an african must have
LOOL idk bout anyone else but u have to have these
.Post ur bg pic
Likers get opinion
First impression cba to do ops✨.
Black people r so clapped I've seen u bare on the 469 nd ur always screwing😭fix ur face I'm a white girl tbh u don't need to act cos ur black idl u guys
rah you're seeing a different Esther then I don't take no 469😳 I don't understand why you're being a problematic goat you have no lips? So Leave it and go choke on your fish fingers and peas👍🏿.
Likers get 2 likes?
Yee 👋🏾
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