Well my dad was talking to me in my room and then we saw the bee. He rushed over to the fly swatter in my bathroom and swung at the bee. The bee dodged him so my dad had a man fight with the bee. He almost got stung but eventually pulled through on top and took the bee out of the air. (My phone was on the other side of the room so no video. I'd rather not run past a swinging black man and an angry bee.)
Fucking cunt dick sucking whore. Wtf are you doing. why the fuck are you so dumb. Where is your fucking decision making skills? How can someone be this fucking bad at dota. U all suck major cock and I swear to god that Jesus Christ himself will anal you with the cross he was crucified on because u r so bad at dota and it's embarrassing for everyone who ever walked this fucking shithole we call the fucking earth.
All the pretty girls on a Saturday night. Let it be, you'll come to me with the look in your eyes. Will you break and take all the words from my mouth? I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down. From: All the pretty girls by fun.
I answer with a retarded tone. That way if it's wrong I can shrug it off as me joking around. If I'm right then I can act condescending and shit like that.