NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHO I AM BC IT'S BETTER TO TALK LIKE THIS! IM AS AWKWARD AS SHELDON'S GIRLFRIEND IN REAL LIFE AND I'LL PROBABLY SAY PIE OR LAMP TO YOU BC IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT CONSUMES YOU! YOU'RE SO CUTE I WANT TO PUSH YOU IN A WHITE VAN AND JUST STARE AT YOU!