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If you could only keep five possessions, what would they be?

My phone, my clothes, my internet, my glasses, my education

Do you remember your first day at school?

Ever?
It was Kindergarten i was scared as fuck.
I played with this Blue Clues clock the whole day
I cried at lunch because the food looked gross as fuck
Wrote letters in alphabet
Rode schoolbus back to town
Damn times were so fucking simple

What does it mean when a bird poops on you?

From a bird POV: "You gettin shitted on in life. Go fucking kill yourself you fucking cock sucking dickhead"

How often do you go to the movies?

Not often but i go to Times Sqyare alot and i should go since they have like 4 fucking theaters on every corner

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Depends. Introvert at a crowd of snooty fuckheads. Extroverted if i am above or at the same level of physical or emotional standards as a time to brighten situations

What is the best news you could hear right now?

"Chris we are paying for your future college tuition and giving you 100 million dollars if you bang Giorgia Piscina while listening to Future"

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