I'm definitely a city person. I don't mind doing naturey things occasionally though. The problem is I like the internet, and the internet in nature is notoriously poor.
Alligators, closed-minded people, humidity, the sound of howling wind, when people joke about cutting and suicide, awful grammar, chores, Abby, stupid people, the fact that there's only 8 gigabytes of storage on my iPod, dealing with my hair, winter, headaches, and like a hundred more things