just ran over mariah carey, but she was too skinny for me to even notice :/ luckily she just slipped though the car, due to her body composition being lighter than air itself. scientists are still BAFFLED at how she’s doing this...

i’m the type of person to change the song halfway though when i have aux just because the “good part” is over

of course

someone told me, “be careful, the devil can hear your prayers too. he doesn’t always come with horns & a pitchfork, sometimes he comes dressed up like everything you ever wanted.” that shit hit me hard..

just got done getting singing lessons from the yodeling walmart boy <3 super excited to have all other singers SHUDDERING when they hear me yodel.

ILYT

HAYDEN

psa: if you’re mad at me, for whatever reason. trust me, ignoring me or being petty does not faze me. at all. so don’t waste your time being immature, grow up, and learn how to handle your problems. until then, keep being mad. this is me continuing to not care.