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my webcam is sucky. plus, it's 11:25 P.M. here and I look like my dog spit me up. maybe some other day. wait, what if you turn out to be a 50? what if I turn out to be a 50? maybe you're just saying that your around my age group because you like cows. does my comp have sound? I just want eyeballs!

well it's 11 in the morning right now

WE AMERICANS ARE AHMAZING THO. (wait im mexican/american soo half of it is true)

no you guys are violent barbarians who think skipping school is normal

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eyeballs? does it seem like I want eyeball right now? i'm grieving the loss of toes. wait, I actually want some eyeballs now. thank you.

uh huh
but our finest quality of toes are out of stock until you oovoo with me, lindsey, potates, and charlie p
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pick one real life friend and one wattpad friend. compare them.

real life friend - let's call her addie.
wattpad friend - casey.
addie is sofa king pessimisstic and complainative. every morning, she's a grumpy piece of shit who yells at people with such a stuck up attitude l sometimes want her to get slapped by my cows.
while she's venting about the smallest thing, we have to nod and agree and it's just so fucked up.
she's a cam whore who cakes her face with crappily-put powder everyday.
casey is a positive, optimistic girl who is a ray of sunshine to my life.

Which state do you live in?

this is such a stupid question, sorry.
i live in canada and canada does not have states.
you americans are so ignorant
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jessie me you and tara are going to oovoo whether you want to or not ok

xJustLindsey’s Profile Photolindsey
no ok
my dad was on the laptop not me and you freaked him out with ringing sound when you called
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

you can't run out of stock! i'll take the 100000000000 toes now, please.

but I only have 1 thousand trillion
i mean 0.1

JESSIE IS TO FAB FOR THEM

MORE LIKE TOO BITCHY THO
IT'S SCARY WHEN I THINK THAT MY FRIENDS KNOW I HAVE AN ASK SO THEY CAN JUST STALK ME AND READ THAT THING

I wanted to say "freaked out". Sorry. #FailingGamemaker

tbh I didn't catch that
but still
#FailingGamemaker
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YEAH BUT WHEN YOU BECOME A PUBLISHED AUTHOR THEY'LL WISH THEY WERE REAL FRIENDS

BUT I THINK IT'S KIND OF MY FAULT TOO
YOU KNOW
ME WITH MY SASSY TEMPER AND BITCHINESS AND FABNESS
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO HANDLE FOR DEM REAL LIFE FRIENDS
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Whoops, didn't notice it was almost 8. The entries that you will be choosing who has the best prank from will be up in 5 minutes!

OKAY CAN'T WAIT HOPE POTATO'S DIDN'T WIN
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You can PM me if you want.

nah i'm too lazy. here's a clip of my life:
homeroom teacher's handing back those assignments
my god she took so long marking them what's wrong with her
oh well, put a shitload of effort on it
obvs gonna get an 80+
then i'll rub it in my friend's face
and my wattpad friends will be so proud of me
the life of a boss obvs
omg she's calling my name
run jessie run run to her to get that piece of shit
fuck tripped on chair leg
who the hell cares bitch hand me back my glorious test and allow me to bask in pride
okay what's the mark
wait what
what
what
what
IT'S A FUCKING 60
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS ALL LEVEL ONES WHAT THE FUCK
TEACHEERRRRR WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
what the hell? bitch you thought i was doing a poster instead of a shitload of explanation
i'm different and that's good because i'm perf like that
BUT FTW A 60 WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
~
wait what friend dear you want some food
here you go
la la la la la
bitch why isn't there any left
HOLY SHIT YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA TAKE SOME NOT ALL I NEED FOOD TOO WHAT THE FREAKING HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHY WHY WHY
OH YOU WANT ME TO STOP SCREAMING AT YOU YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE EATING IT ALL
now you're telling me i'm a bitch of screaming and i have anger issues
...
you know what? you're right. i'm a bitch. let's forget it. let's walk home now.
hey guys why you walking that way home is this way people -____-
wait what you say you wanna stalk a person
what the fuck
hey you guys why do you wanna stalk him thoo
bc friend #1 told you to.
DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MINDS ARE YOU ROBOTS
WHY THE FUCK
great guys bye i don't want to fucking stalk with you i have my own mind and more of a life than you guys xoxo
great. i'm walking alone.
~
mom stop talking you're interrupting taylor's songs
what
you're telling me i'm not good enough, i should start on my theory hw, all that shit
well you told me i was a malfunctioned retard just yesterday so
yeah.

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