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What future invention are you impatiently waiting for?

When u watch tv and the food looks buff and then u press a button and the food pops out the tv and you can eat it that wld be sick
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Why do girls' and boys' clothes have buttons on opposite sides?

Because when they were invented men did up their own shirts, meanimg they used their right hands but for women they had servants who wld dress them from in front of them and the buttons were flipped so it was easier for the servants
I actually knew that im so happy this question came up
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Yes again

Fine
Nathan: Links bare innit gr8 b8 masturb8 i r8 8/8 I DONT FUCKING HAVE A BALD SPOT. Oh Hannah patel ohh Oh yea i ono who she is and i know who he is
Henry: Emily Emily fuck that i got tennis on Friday With Emily. Meets inspectors chats up will wis dad inspector ALWAYS WATCHING WASOWSKI
James: Essentialy thares thes gurl i lov amd she sedns me tit-piks horny slut WHEAT WHEAT *makes atrocious joke* banTA
Gideon:VAGINA *laughs without moving his face*
Adrian: *insert name* MA MAN Oi Yacob
Toby Mayhew: my mums name is not pronounced triona its pronounced triona POTATO *Has nice shoes* *pulls everyday*
Jake t: ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH
Alex M: Ahmed SHAhmed
Molesto: *sick connection on greeting* *Is too mature for life* rewind lads banter I'm a man of steel
Toby:*says something about Amelia*
Giles N: JAACUUUB
Andreas: dies after 2k on cycling machine *grows a vagina* no jacob u can't marry my sister you islam
If u want any1 in particular say but i might not do it
HAPPY NOW

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