First Kurt? Now Will? Shit son, you're losing everyone tonight.
OH MY GOD. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Sorry.
You know what, as much as I don't want to, I'm going to be the bigger person and accept your less than heartfelt apology.
Adam is hotter than you.
Thank you. You know how to make a guy feel good.
Go away
Um... You're on my ask...
Don't listen to that person. That's not true. You guys just had a fight. That doesn't mean your friendship is over. It's obvious how much you guys still love and care for each other.
Unfortunately, I think that's in the past. And to be completely honest, that's what best for Kurt.
Kurt's too good for you.
Oh... This is exactly the question I needed right now, thanks. But I know. I've always known that. But thanks, anon.
Dude, we need to be friends. I'm being serious here. ~D.J~
Then come forth and be my friend! I love making new friends :)
I'm not talking about fight club!! I'm serious! Some creepy colin kid started a Blaine Anderson fan club. Like it's real. THEY EVEN ASKED ME TO BE AN ADMIN FOR THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE
Blaine, you might want to get a restraining order.
Jeff!!!! To these people my last name is WARBLER. One of the freshman at Dalton literally started a Blaine Anderson fanclub. It has a cult following on twitter!! :(
So two things Jeffy's not talking about tonight: 1. The hot as fuck piece of ass that is my boyfriend. 2. The fact that he used to date Jeffy's brother. The end.
I TALKED ABOUT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS ACTUALLY MISTER ANDERSON
I think you're hot. Okay, bye. :)
Why thank you :) I think you're hot too!
So you and Logan are twins. Which means he would be attracted to you too! GET THAT ASS.
Oh boy. First of all, Jeremy has a boyfriend!! And Blaine is one of my best friends, I could never ever in a million years do that. Second of all, he's my brother's ex. That's not something to mess around with. Third of all, and most importantly, I've got Will. And his ass is the only one I want.
But Jeremy dated your brother, right?
Yes, yes he did.
Would you help a friend who needed romantic advice?
Yes I would!! What's up??
Jeremy is literally like hotter than the fucking sun.. Wait.. Am I married? Whoops...
YES. Kurt and I were just talking about this before, actually. Kind of... Sorry Blaine. Your boyfriend is hot. Oops.
Who is the happiest person you know, Jeffie?
I've never seen my name spelled like that! I think I like it :) happiest? Hmm. I think currently Kurt because he's really happy in life and it's very nice to see.