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what if one day you did a fart so big that instead of a fart sound, there was just the sound of the most handsome voice you can imagine reading the oxford dictionary definition of 'flatulence'

wouldnt the butthole have to have a tongue to pronounce that?
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if pokemon existed in real world locations, where would you go looking for your first pokemon and where would you train it

erm.. realistically i would go to ccp or something... i imagine thered be a bulbasaur somewhere and some cool pokemon in the mansion bit :L and one end of the park would have lower level pokemon so id train it like in the middle bit and headbutt trees for an aipom!
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what if you started sucking up a strand of spaghetti and the amount of spaghetti on the plate wasnt going down so you kept sucking and then you notice it starts growing in size and pulsating and it eventually fills the whole room and breaks down the house and so on

this would be the same as the conversation we had about the hair, youd have to go and get a shovel... id probably die though and youd have to tell everyone how i PASTA WAY HAHAHAHAHA
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What's one of your favorite 'little things' to enjoy in life?

these questions get shitter every day
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why is ruler called ruler, surely its a straight measurement stick

this is worse than the wallet one oml. i dont know i guess its because 'straight measurement stick' doesnt roll off the tongue as easy? :L
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are mandarins, clementines and satsumas just oranges that arent fully grown or are they grown completely differently, cos I thought that not fully grown oranges were limes

i cant do this anymore
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If you were going to write a book, what would you call it and what would it be about?

cunt wank chicken poo, it would be about cunt wank chicken poo. and then sequel would be cunt wank duck poo
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What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?

I don't think there's ever been one significant event, I'm mostly grateful for everyone I've met and befriended so far. It's more a collection of little things along the way. :)
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