Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
This is true but I don't really have an ex
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Ppffft
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Hahaha
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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving and the other one is operating the gun.
Um ok?
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Haha who is this?
If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
I wish I could stop over thinking things and just go with the flow.
What was your first paying job?
Well im a waitress and this is my first job so...
Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is "One two three" and the other's name is "Un deux trois." Who makes it across? One two three, because Un deux trois cat sank
Hahahaha thats clever
Not looking in the bathroom mirror at late night, because there might be someone behind you.
What in the hell are you going on about?
have you facebook ?
I do but I dont accept people that I dont know. Sorry
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Tu ahmaq astee oo badrang adam?
What?
hey :)
Hi
Like = Question?
Sure
Where are you at the moment?
In my bed
How often do you go to parties?
Ive been to two in a span of 2 and a half years
Do you prefer talking or texting?
Depends
Whom do you really love?
Lots of people
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
It wouldn't matter cause they wouldn't understand
When did you first fall in love?
I dont think ive ever fallen in love
How do you usually start a conversation?
Hey
What frustrates you the most?
The same thing thats always frustrated me
What is the next big thing that will blow people’s minds?
Absolutely no clue
Sophomore(:
Thanks :)
hey i just made a new ask.fm, could you ask me some questions on anon and i'll like some of your answers?:-)
Sure
If you could ask one person one questions and get a completely honest answer who would it be and what would you ask?
Honestly I have no idea.
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