Cupcake has a small ass dick and shoots little loads
Tally has a little pecker and loves to suck shernfire off on LAN
Lost lost his penis in the Vietnam war and doesn't want to talk about it
Carbon has a thick veiny monster
Claire has a mangled dong
I'd say it's a pretty even affair when it comes to meme-ing on the team, if I had to choose a particular person it would be Cardrid for his Puush spam. - Rusty
We've definitely had rocky start and this week we haven't been playing very well. However come the end of the season I'm pretty confident we can perform on LAN again. People have told us before every tournament we weren't going to win so I'm not too worried about rankings.
-Carbon
Before then we weren't actually a team though. That being said I think there is only one role that is 100% better which is top (swippy so guuouoduoud) and arguably AD. I feel like we play well on stage and they play better online without the nerves. I wouldn't say we are necessarily above them as a team but I certainly wouldn't say we're worse. And even then you don't need to be better individually in every role to be a better team (Cloud 9 comes to mind). I have to point out that the super team was Rusty's super team and doesn't represent all our thoughts (though having a team askfm makes that easy to think). I wanted to answer this because I feel like a lot of people attribute thoughts to us that we don't share (Shit talking on twitter doesn't help I guess but it's tonnes of fun).
-Carbon
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-EGym
All over the place! Adelaide Canberra Sydney and Melbourne I believe - Rusty
As someone who is not a part of the main roster, I would say the 'allstar' team from an outside unbiased perspective is
Top: Swiper/Perfection - Swiper on the nose
Mid: ChuChuZ/Swiffer - Depends on the day
Jungle: Carbon/Spookz - Carbon slight advantage
Support: Egym pretty much uncontested
Marksman: Raydere/King - Veteran/Newbie
My biggest goal is to make worlds this season I really wanna play vs the best players -Tally
Probably pick comps because they are very hard to play vs once they start snowballing -Tally
TSM reginald as waterboy