People say we should be grateful for the things we have instead of complaining over the things we don't. So what do you appreciate the most which you have?
My family, my friends and my mostly good life
Können Bananen schwimmen?
Ja
What do you usually eat in the morning?
Food
2015 is coming to an end. Final thoughts?
PENIS
Any plans for new year's eve?
Nope
How/with whom will you be spending the holidays this year?
my lovely mate Rain
Do you still also look at regular porn besides furry porn?
Nope
Hast du lust auf eine Runde "Wer bin ich?" ?
ich denk mir für dich eine Person aus, und du musst erraten, wer sie ist^^
okay
What do you think would happen if you swallowed a bit of liquid soap?
I would spit
Do most of your friends live near you? (Think: same city -> same state -> same country -> same planet)
Sadly not
Welche zwei Tierarten sollten sich kreuzen und eine neue Tierart erschaffen?
Vielleicht die Güte eines Hundes und die intelligenz eines Menschen?
Is there a word in your native language that lacks a direct translation to English and therefore can only be paraphrased?
If you're native language is English: is there such a foreign word you know of and can you paraphrase its meaning? Without looking one up ;)
There are a lot, Weltschmerz, Schadenfreude, Weltfremd etc.
Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible
What? Why should I ... well Mass effect ... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
If you could buy anything you wanted right now, what would it be?
I would buy everything my friends and family needs and a big fucking PC
Is there a skill you always wanted to have but couldn't for some reason?
Draw, write the stories I want and many more
Why is there a D in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
Because english!
How much sugar do you usually put into your coffee/tea/[insert other beverage to sweeten manually]?
It depends on the coffee 1-3 lump sugar
Wer glaubst du, wird der/die nächste Kanzler/in?
Ich nicht
Do you like marzipan?
Yes
What do you misplace constantly? (Was verlegst du ständig?)