Latest answers from Mike Newman
You read my life story
ok
it was a cold winter eve... the moon shone on the dank ass couch. then... slowly... a rhino waltzed in to my living room and started to eat my blue waffles... he thrust me agents the hard wooden wall and half way through another rhino walked in. they sexed me with double penetration. then i dead.
WHAT DID I JUST READ??
How amazing is Dean Andrew Ford?
yep amazing
What is a saying you say a lot?
you're ratchet, fall down stairs
5 likes to whoever likes?
what
Where are you at the moment?
unknown
my inbox is flu of the weirdest questions...
i know same mike same
Do you remember your first day at school?
yes
prettiest freshman
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How good is your eyesight?
L:great R:eh