You wake up and find out that you swapped bodies with your best friend. What do you do?
... You honestly do not want to know. ≖‿≖
Describe yourself in a haiku.
I am so gay this isnt a Haiku !
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
My name is Monorion. My quest is to obtain the hearts of the men I require to love me. (Which are a lot) The terminal velocity of an unladen swallow is one of an airplane.
Are you the dragonborn?
I'm a nine-tailed fox, not Shyvana.
What is your final form?
Totes Challenger Ahri if you went by my icon.
What is the creepiest question you have been asked by ask.fm?