daddy
*pappi
Ask @Mwitsman
ur in luck cause I didn't want syphilis
Sweet
do u like a lot of syphilis or none
I would prefer non
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would u be down for netflix & chill?
It depends on how much syphillis you have
"gotta eat the booty like groceries" - gandhi
Well close enough
how do u think
Gandhi
his mouth is too little to eat the pussy
How would you know
shake ur body don't stop don't miss
all u ladies pop ur pussy like dis
Don't tell me what to do
Where do you work? I could've sworn I just saw you at HyVee
I am currently unemployed
No, you're supposed to say "Jews." That way I can say, "Maybe Jews will be our always?" like in The Fault In Our Stars.
Jews will be our never since Jews aren't forever
Jews?
Yes
National Treasure and Chill?
Maybe
well no, but i tried it and it didn't work for me so i was just hoping it wouldn't work for you either. but why are you so concerned with knowing who i am? i'm just a pathetic nobody who was looking for attention from someone. and i couldn't get it from anyone who knew me non-anonymously.
Whatever
goodnight Mase
So you're really gonna make me go thru that process? That would piss me off more than you just telling me now
i do.
It won't matter just tell me
we haven't talked in so long this is going to be awkward
Idc bro
really don't think that's as weird as it is funny
Just tell me none of that really matters
can you tell me something you've done that's weirder first? it might make me feel better.
Planted a tree in my friends yard
saving text messages and going back through them, making up a shit ton of stuff, going through your tweets to find stuff to keep the convo going, knowing your address....not psychotic? not even a little crazy, or weird? or awkward? just completely normal of a random person?
Im known to do weirder things so are you gonna tell me?
i know, i would be the same way. but i'm begging you.
I think it's too late for that to be honest
can we please just forget this whole thing happened? i really don't know how to tell you. i feel so pathetic for even doing this, and it's going to kill me if you found out. please.
Is rather just know ya know
thanks, this is going to be very hard
Phrasing
can i have a few minutes to think of how to break it to you?
Yes you may
please don't
Just tell me than
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