What's the point? Getting my heart broken all the time isn't worth the time. Relationships only go 2 ways. You either break up or get married. There's no in between. I'm not gonna waste my precious time on people who don't give a shit about relationships.
You're on the first date with a gorgeous guy that you've been wanting for a long time, you finally have him. You're at Perkins and he sharts himself so loud that everyone in the restaurant heard it, he begins to laugh uncontrollably and act immature. What do you do?
Laugh with him and then beat the shit out of him afterwards....