Nuts. Not the food.
I would be mayonnaise. I'm white and smooth.
No, stupid question. Ask me another one.
Get married. Get it? It's because I want to keep my belongings.
Yes? What is this asking me?
This question makes me feel vulnerable
Man, that Nolan Lonstein would be the best brother ever.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER!
Birds
Pancakes help my thighs move at hypersonic speeds.