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Shark diving, bungee jumping, or sky diving?

this sounds less like a question and more like a recipe for a Sharknado.

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Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?

right now? animals, so I can tell the roomie's cat to knock that climbing shit off.

What famous people do you share a birthday with?

CM Punk, Carey Elwes, Seth MacFarlane, Jon Heder, Tom Cavanagh and Taka Michinoku. We fight crime.

Which celebrities do you suspect are really aliens walking amongst us?

probably someone really boring like David Boreanaz.

Have you ever broken any bones? If so, how many and which ones?

lots. all of my fingers, both wrists, a couple bones in my right hand, both ankles, my right big toe, four ribs, tailbone, and one of the vertebrae in my neck.

What do you think should be done to people who create SPAM on the Internet?

they should be made to watch Too Many Cooks on repeat until they develop Intronitis.

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