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i just want eat you out. i'd suck your clit gently and draw circle on it with my tongue. i'd finger you while flicking your clit with my tongue and make you cum.

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what's it like being a girl?

PERIODS OMFG PERIODS.
they're like the worst thing going since hitler, I mean seriously is like a fucking volcano, and the pain holy fucking fish, the feeling is actually like you have a bowling ball in your ovaries, and it's just pulling down its beyond painful.
Boob size, if they're to small,you'll get picked on and if they're to big girls will tell you you're a slut from having cleavage out, partly because they're jealous.
Figure, if you're skinny you're an anorexic whore, if you're the perfect weight you're fat.
spots, they just make every girl feel like absolute turds tbh.
PREGNANCY YOU WILL HAVE SCARS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING CAR, AND YOU WILL HAVE A VAGINA THE SIZE OF A FUCKING ELEPHANT.
boys, if you sleep with a guy you're a whore, doesn't matter if you're in a relationship, you're still a whore.
If you don't then you're fridged.
wear to much make up? You're fake.
Don't wear enough? You're a geek.
have loads of friends?you're a stuck up popular dickhead.
don't have loads? You're a geek, once again.
Insecuritys, wow every girl has more than 3 insecuritys and girls always use each others security's of a way to make each other feel like shit.
girls think so low of them selfs and that's why there's theses things called make up, and diets.
Boys don't even have a clue.
And every single girl is stereotyped believe it or not.
we get hurt, we take everything to heart, we pretend that we don't care, when really its ripping us to pieces.
we lie, we cry, fake smiles,fake personalitys.
society these days is just ridiculous, and it makes girls so hated.
SO THERE HERE'S MY LITTLE RANT,
ENJOY YOU PENIS'S.

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